Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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