Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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