So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
