I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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