I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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