That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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