how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
