Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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