god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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