ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
