So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My bed smells like the plague
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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