eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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