so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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