brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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