do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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