Michael Bay diarrhea
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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