May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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