So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
