If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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