Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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