How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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