There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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