You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
