he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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