which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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