Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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