The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
