Non-Jews are for practice
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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