normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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