I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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