toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
that's an acceptable place to lick
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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