i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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