its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
