as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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