Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
you had me at cake vodka
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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