Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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