you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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