Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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