So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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