I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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