why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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