so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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