Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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