Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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