I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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