worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This baby is an asshole
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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