So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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