Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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