Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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