Me too!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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