I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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