How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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